Why men are never depressed

Women are twice as likely to get depressed as men. There are a lot of theories about why this is the case. Here's a humorous explanation as to why men are never depressed. *justforfun!

• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
• Car mechanics tell you the truth
• Same work, more pay
• Wedding dress $5000, tux rental $100
• One mood all the time
• A five holiday requires only one suitcase
• You can open all of your own jars
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
• If someone forgets to invite you, he/she can still be your friend
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a pack of three
• You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt
• You can do your nails with a pocket knife
• You can do your Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.